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[23 Jul 2009|01:30pm] |
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So, my little Gothamite gossip junkies, what does your favorite blog bring you today? Juicy bits of news, to start!
First of all, Gotham's favorite son, Bruce Wayne is looking to get laid to waste, or perhaps laid and wasted, at his upcoming shindig. As if he has to look very far. Once we know the details of the when where and why, oh, you'll be the first to know, gate crashers. We can only expect to see a bevy of beauties without a brain to share between them -- we know what you like, Brucie, and how dumb you like them. But, then again, how dumb can the host be to put on a party the week the Joker gets sent back to ye old pen?? That's like waving a red flag in front of a bull with a hormone imbalance. Or those elephants from last year. We can't wait to see which crazy will get their knickers in a twist and find some way to be a big Debbie Downer. And hey, if not, as if that's possible in Gotham, as least we can get liquored up on Bruce's expensive alcohol.
Speaking of Debbie Downers, who was it we saw skanking it with ol' King Fishy? All we know is they left the police station together, and broke our hearts. It's been a while since we've seen anyone wet our Atlantean king's appetite, so we can only assume he wasted no time in stripping her out of those wet clothes. We only wish it could have been us.
And that's all the news we've dug out of the gutter today, little gobblers.
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